Logan Green | Points in Case

I am struggling to write things and take care of two cats at the same time. It's not going great. The cats are fine but the struggling is less than ideal. Will talk about Gremlins 2: The New Batch if you want to.

Comedy Writing

Now That I’m Dead, I Totally Understand Your 1-Star Reviews of My Poorly-Managed Graveyard

I’m dead (claw machine accident, I’m sure it was in the papers) and now that I’ve spent enough time floating around, I’m ready to respond.

by Logan Green
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January 25, 2024

Welcome to Presidential Park, Where, Thanks to Our Dubious Understanding of Scientific Ethics, American History Comes to Life

Presidents are coming along nicely. I watched as a tiny Grover Cleveland push, push, pushed his way out of a synthetic eggshell.

by Logan Green
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November 24, 2022

I’m a Cenobite with a Puzzle Box That’s Way Too Hard to Solve

The goal is to attract deranged perverts and I just thought that maybe I could attract a higher class of horny weirdos, someone I could vibe with.

by Logan Green
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October 4, 2022