Are You a Human Sending a Circle Back Email, or an Alien Making a Crop Circle?
Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.
Meg Reid is a social and political satirist. She is a contributor at McSweeney’s, Reductress, and The Weekly Humorist. You can also find her work in Robot Butt, Greener Pastures, Flexx Mag, and End of the Bench. She is on Twitter, Instagram, and Medium. she/her
Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.
I’m so jealous of guys like you who can just sit at a table like this for hours and hours without literally moving a muscle—must be nice.