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Sunnyvale, CA

I am a software engineer by day, comedy writer by night. New York transplant living in Silicon Valley. I write humorous skits, short stories and standup material.



Jokes

When my uncle died, we bought the casket from IKEA. The funeral took all weekend.

— Rob Block

I don’t understand oat milk. I’ve never met an oat with tits.

— Rob Block

I’m not saying I’m better than Jesus. But I have 13 followers, and he only had 12.

— Rob Block
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