Dan Fitzpatrick | Points in Case

Dan Fitzpatrick is a comic and writer based in New York City. Dan cut his teeth in Boston before moving to the Big Apple, where he produces the popular stand-up show Divine Comedy. His offbeat observations and sharp wit have made him a favorite of audiences all over the East Coast. He’s been featured online by Comedy Central’s Drunk History and The National Lampoon and has opened for headlining acts like Kevin Nealon. Besides being published in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and Vulture, Dan also wrote and produced the A&E and History Channel series Biography.

Comedy Writing

If the IRS Wrote Thank You Notes

We wanted to let you know how deeply we were moved by your generous mandatory contribution. 30% of your base income… It was just what we wanted!

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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June 23, 2023

Imaginary Blurbs on the Cover of My 4th Grade Book Report

“Absolutely gripping—by the time you reach the end, you’ll have no doubt that the main theme in Charlotte’s Web is friendship.”

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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March 29, 2023

How to Parallel Park While Barely Clinging to Your Masculinity

Would you look at that… So typical of a Lexus to take up as much room as humanly possible. Total road hog.

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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April 20, 2022

Dad in a restaurant at the table with his family

A Hip Dad’s Guide to Befriending the Server

The main responsibility of any dad in a restaurant is to spout off a consistent stream of comedy gold. So many antics!

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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October 10, 2019

Ransom Note From a Kidnapper Who Just Took a Creative Writing Class

We stormed into your backyard like Viking hordes, and heaved your precious boy into a burlap sack, the rough fibers scratching his tousled hair.

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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April 28, 2019