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If we look back to the mistakes, the failures, the death mask grimaces of the asphyxiated faces we’ve left behind, then we’ll never move on.

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Seeing you both now, I think we will sue. Sorry—I think we will. SUE, and Noah, you are clearly blessed.

We cannot hallow—this ground, except of course by playing a consciousness-altering stream of Christmas songs in November and December without pause.

1975 — Gerald Ford, cognizant of new requirements to look good on TV, overdoes his makeup and inadvertently wins an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.

I wish I had said that. Instead, I broke into an ugly cry and stumbled from the room, having jammed a big toe on the life-sized skeleton model.

First off, I would like to thank the Ridge Hill Community Soccer organization for re…

Standing on his tiptoes, he craned over their hunched heads, hoping to get a glimpse of the candidates.

When finally he stepped out onto the moon, he spoke those iconic first words: "Look what I did.... all by myself… with no one's help."

The first step, of course, is to avoid mirrors. This is essential if you are to eliminate the risk of looking yourself in the eye.

Apparently, my haters think I’m ‘off the hook’ but in a bad way, something I didn’t even know was possible.

A master ball isn’t gonna do it, dumbass. It’s gonna take a brand sponsorship and widespread public interest in your day-to-day bullshit.