How to Do the Perfect Squat
Popular squat varietals include Back Squats, Front Squats, and Boot Cut.
Comedy Writing
Jesus Christ Struggles with His Imposter Syndrome
“Love one another,” commanded Jesus Christ, continuing, “Does that make any sense? I feel like I’m not making sense. Sorry.”
Your Overprotective Dog’s Dispatches from the Front Lines
I was wary of Jamie moving into our base, because I gathered credible olfactory intelligence that they associate with cats.
FAQs About How to Give Women Unsolicited Gym Advice
"It wasn't so much a specific question, but her vibe was like–" DON'T.
Welcome to Vitamin Shoppe, Where We Spell Words and Treat Health like It’s 1446
Rid thyself of toxins after a night of mirth and meade with Rejuvipure.
My Typical Day in Washington DC, As Imagined by Aunt Susan
9:45 AM: “Talk to me,” I say, as I answer my phone.
Immersion Therapy for the Pedantic
I am thrilled to present a treatment for those suffering from actuallytis, the compulsion to make unnecessary, annoying, and pedantic corrections.
10 Male Variants of “Resting Bitch Face”
Resting Pitch Face – Appears on the verge of talking to you about his screenplay, TV pilot, or tech startup (avoid elevators).