Weddings | Points in Case

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Act now to receive a lifetime of resentment from the rest of our family.

Kara, from today onward, you and I will be one in heart, body, and mind. Hey, can we curse on this thing?

You’ve seen the lows; the fighting, the occasional breakups, and the time Jeff left me at Six Flags and the park closed while I was still inside.

When we envision our future together, we can’t see it unless the $175 egg separator we picked out in Crate & Barrel is there with us.

We give single people a chance to fall in love by making sure they are distracted by a bunch of petty in-fighting and random side-eye.

2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.

On the off chance that something goes wrong tonight, one bridesmaid is currently secured at an undisclosed location.

Even if the world was ending, I’d be pococurante, like I was in the third round of the Dayton County Regional Bee when my word was "pococurante."

What Ben saw in Liz in line at Sweetgreen is what I see in America every single day.

💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇

Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.

Has that ever happened to you? Where your body is moving but your mind starts to dissociate? I bought party hats! Who wants one?