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The internet is abuzz ranking the four hunky and hot Hollywood "Chrises" from favorite to least favorite. My rankings are more comprehensive.
Your war gets into Yale, just like its father, grandfather, and great-grandfather. Your war is a C student, just like its father.
Profitability - Market confidence in any sort of synthesized life forms has been steadily declining since the 70s.
In order to allow our company's pop-up confirmshaming to get right to the point, we have dropped all pretense in our online buttons.
Blindfold the assisting doctor and spin the doctor around for a silly game of "Pin the Lethal Injection on Grandma."
You checked the closet and it wasn’t a monster, it was nine blue goblins. They play poker every Thursday night and they apologized for the noise.
When other people say, "Could you point me towards the restroom? Please hurry, I really have to go," we say, “Merry Christmas."
Your mom and I have been having some money issues, so we're hoping you don't mind sleeping in the basement. We've got a boarder now named Lorraine.
3 - 5 Years: File a police report against the person who stole your gift. (Two reports allowed per game.)
"I figured it must be secretly tangy and delicious, like key lime pie yogurt. So, yeah, I tried it. I'm not proud of it, but I did."
"Why, back in my day, we had to walk 50 miles through the snow just to get gruel and hardtack. Got any medical appliances?"