Are You a Human Sending a Circle Back Email, or an Alien Making a Crop Circle?
Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.
Tag: Quizzes
The Ultimate Personality Test: Are You Myers or Briggs from the Myers-Briggs Test?
Are you comfortable being the center of attention? Do you prefer working as part of a team, or by yourself?
Awkward Hookup or Assembling an IKEA Dresser?
Every position you try is somehow the wrong one. / Things that should be lubricated are decidedly not, and vice versa.
Shackleton Journal Entry or Me Experiencing Heatstroke on the Picket Line?
”Our food lies ahead and death stalks us from behind.” / “Free ice cream is the coal and I am the Choo-Choo.”
Would You Rather? Return to Office Edition
Would you rather spend 25% of your paycheck on Everlane’s "Sims 2 Fall/Winter ‘23 collection” or trompe l'oeil mascara onto your face with a free Zoom filter?
Post-Life Satisfaction Survey
How did you hear about Life? - Was never informed about Life, just thrust into it with no agency or choice. - Instagram.
Bob Dylan Singing “Mr. Tambourine Man” or Your Toddler on an Average Day?
Tells you in no uncertain terms that they are "NOT sleepy." Orders you to play the same song. Again.
Writers: Are You a Plotter, a Pantser, or Are You Plotting Revenge on the Kid Who Pantsed You in High School Gym Class?
Some write to live out a fantasy that they were never granted: revenge on Frankie Wick, who pantsed them in Ms. Dakota’s class in the 9th grade.
Tax Form or Droid from Star Wars?
1099-K, BB-8, WA-7, W-9?
Town in Massachusetts or Archaic Insult?
Peabody, Maynard, Wantwit, Athol, Muckspout: fastest route to Muckspout or scathing flurry of insults?
Are You My Future Boyfriend or a Personal Injury Lawyer?
You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”
Line a Plucky Supporting Character Might Say in a ’90s Movie About an Underdog Sports Team, or Lottery Slogan?
You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!