How I Imagined Life with a Puppy, Before I Got a Puppy
When my girlfriend walks away, she doesn’t follow her. She stays with me because I’m nurturing and friendly and like, super cool.
Tag: Dogs
I Know This Amazing Bar
Like all bars with inscrutable locations, it’s a speakeasy. A “secret” bar. But it’s a secret the way it’s “a secret” your aunt got a facelift in 2015.
Your Overprotective Dog’s Dispatches from the Front Lines
I was wary of Jamie moving into our base, because I gathered credible olfactory intelligence that they associate with cats.
Movies with Animal Titles Reviewed by Their Titular Animals
Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★
Praise Be to Bullseye for This Bountiful Target Fall Home Décor Collection
We revere his gracious power and salute the Bull Terriers before who’ve portrayed his likeness.
Your First Day Working in the Dog Mayor’s Office
It’s pretty classic admin stuff. Answering the phone, filing documents, keeping a calendar, making appointments, refilling the Mayor’s water bowl.
I’ve Lived Longer than Any Dog Ever
In the eyes of a dog, I am nothing less than an eternal being existing beyond the constraints of matter and time. So where's my treat for being a good boy?
I Am the Woman Whose Dog Finds Bodies on Our Morning Walks
I tried hiring dog walkers, but I was banned from all those apps because my dog became infamous for always turning up a corpse or two.
My Only Regret in Life Is Not Petting More Dogs
I would pet little dogs, big dogs, toy dogs, and dogs that don’t even look like dogs. Boring dogs. Cool dogs. Hot dogs. All the dogs.
The Unvarnished Truth About Why Your Dog Didn’t Get Into Doggy Daycare
For starters, you named your dog Sausage. If your dog was a dachshund, this moniker might make sense.
Questions I Had While Attending My Second Basketball Game, After My First Basketball Game Was the One That Air Bud Played In
How many fouls does each player get? Do dogs get the same number of fouls? How much longer until the dogs come out?
We Do It with Dogs: Create a Perfect Shabby Chic Look Organically!
You can spend a fortune on a professional decorator, or you can hire us, We Do It With Dogs.