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11:45 PM: Really starting to get worried. 12:12 AM: Are you mad at us? 1:37 AM: Did you block us?

Be More Interesting Than Whatever Is On Their Screens: You do have one huge advantage over their screens: a direct and genetic link to their vanity.

A Picture of the Loaf of Bread I Made Six Years Ago: My source of pride.

For new patients, let me tell you about the opening scene. We fade in on a beach, sand caked with blood being washed away by the waves!

You scrolled your own Instagram profile for 3 hours last week. You will never get that time back.

Pop open a bottle today. It’s guaranteed to take your mind off the waterspout that’s currently ripping the roof off your neighbor’s house.

I appreciate the new possibilities social media has created, but I worry about what they’re missing out on.

Just imagine the most unbelievable venue design I’ve ever seen is right behind his bald, moon-shaped head.

Uh oh, you're back into the ol' overdraft - just two minutes after being paid. Thoughts and, of course, prayers, Emily.

I’ve had to take about 6,482 photos of myself every day. I have maxed out 14 used iPhone storage capacities and countless SD cards.

I want to feed my cell phone to an alligator without causing the alligator any digestive issues.

“Everything must come to an end.” Did I just tell you I’m dying, or that I finished The Legend of Zelda?